Don’t stand in the fire

.. gamers would get that.  So anyway.. I’m up at the cottage this weekend and we are having a beer when all of a sudden, somebody smells smoke. Normally that is no big deal, it’s cottage country and people have campfires all the time, roast marshmallows, heat their saunas, etc. whatever.  Problem is, that with the weather being so warm, there is an outdoor fire ban.  Not sure why anyone would want to light a fire inside, but I digress.  The wind is coming towards our cottage and the smoke is coming from upwind.  Also not good.  I grabbed my camera and ran down to the lake to see what I could see.  I saw this.



Not a camp fire.

And then a big “boom”. Shit.  Not good.

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I found another, yesterday, in the strangest of places…..

ooooooh cryptic indeed

stokens: Shitty music? Fuck you.
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stokens:

Shitty music? Fuck you.

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redbloodedamerica: I’d add that we should get rid of his mom too. Maybe have Carl turn into a zombie and eat Lori? And Rick has to put them down simultaneously? Yes…I’m a sick man. collegehumor: In honor of our success getting #killcarlalready trending last night, we’d like to review: 10 Reasons That The Walking Dead Should Just Kill Carl Carl, stay in the house. Seriously, Carl. Stay in the house. Carl, I don’t want to yell but it’s the middle of the zombie apocalypse and we’re going to need you to stay close by. Okay, buddy. Can you be a good little sheriff and stay put? I don’t know, guard the living room. Yes, okay here’s a special hat and you are officially on duty to protect the couch cushions. Just stay in the house. Carl, I’d ground you but it seems a bit trite what with the hordes of Zombies outside trying to eat our faces. Remember what happened when another little kid wandered off alone? You were here for that.  It’s great you’re keeping your childish rebellion alive but if one of the bad guys gets you, Daddy is going to have to shoot you in the head.  Please, Carl. Just stay here. I’ll be right back. Protect the couch cushions. Make some lunch. Get back to doing that math homework we inexplicably cared about 4 episodes ago. Carl, I’m not fucking around. Please, Carl. Just stay in the house. Do this one fucking thing. Just stay in the house for the next 5 minutes.   HAS ANYONE SEEN CARL?? HE’S NOT IN THE HOUSE.  This.
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redbloodedamerica:

I’d add that we should get rid of his mom too. Maybe have Carl turn into a zombie and eat Lori? And Rick has to put them down simultaneously? Yes…I’m a sick man.

collegehumor:

In honor of our success getting #killcarlalready trending last night, we’d like to review:

10 Reasons That The Walking Dead Should Just Kill Carl

  1. Carl, stay in the house.
  2. Seriously, Carl. Stay in the house.
  3. Carl, I don’t want to yell but it’s the middle of the zombie apocalypse and we’re going to need you to stay close by.
  4. Okay, buddy. Can you be a good little sheriff and stay put? I don’t know, guard the living room. Yes, okay here’s a special hat and you are officially on duty to protect the couch cushions. Just stay in the house.
  5. Carl, I’d ground you but it seems a bit trite what with the hordes of Zombies outside trying to eat our faces.
  6. Remember what happened when another little kid wandered off alone? You were here for that. 
  7. It’s great you’re keeping your childish rebellion alive but if one of the bad guys gets you, Daddy is going to have to shoot you in the head. 
  8. Please, Carl. Just stay here. I’ll be right back. Protect the couch cushions. Make some lunch. Get back to doing that math homework we inexplicably cared about 4 episodes ago.
  9. Carl, I’m not fucking around. Please, Carl. Just stay in the house. Do this one fucking thing. Just stay in the house for the next 5 minutes. 
  10.  HAS ANYONE SEEN CARL?? HE’S NOT IN THE HOUSE. 

This.

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Day 23 - something you bought

mylenseishuge:

Joe - Nikon D90 50mm f2,2 1/25 ISO 400

Cigars. I bought some.

Sarah - Canon T2i, f5, 1/80, ISO 800

That’s glitter. I bought it. Everyone needs a jar of glitter.

I don’t really need cigars.. but I need them way more that I need glitter

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Day 22 - reflection

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Joe - Nikon D90 50mm f1.8 1/3200 ISO 400

Reflection of my friend on a long ass uncomfortable tour bus ride.

Sarah - Canon T2i, f4, 1/50, ISO 3200 (I don’t want to talk about it.)

This is a poster on my wall through a laptop. 

Keep Calm and reflect

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Day 21 - picture of someone taking a picture

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Joe - D90 18-200VR, f4.8 1/100 ISO 400

My friend Jacynthe taking a picture of me taking a picture of her.

Sarah - Canon T2i f11, 1/125, ISO 100

My friend Cheyenne taking a picture of our friend Lisa.

Fromage!

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I don’t always… but when I do…

DAY 20 - the sun

mylenseishuge:

Sarah - Canon T2i, f6.3, 1/125, ISO 100



Joe - Nikon D90 18-200VR f3.5 1/4000 ISO 400

The sun. The beach. Son of a….

 

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Day 18 - a drink

mylenseishuge:

Sarah - Canon T2i, f3.5, 1/30, ISO 400



Joe - Nikon D90 50mm f3.5 1/5 ISO 1250

A bunch of French micro brews called “La Vache Folle” which means “The Crazy Cow”. Available only in La Gaspesie and I am too afraid to go there. They were yummy indeed.

 

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